Functional Profanity

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  • Kiss my Ash- Tray
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  • "Me + T" Pipe
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  • Nauti Knotty
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  • "Trippy Nippy" Bud Vase
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  • Pokeball Pipe
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  • Jug Mug
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  • Titty Cup
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Commisions

From dishware, to ashtrays, and pipes. Custom items can be made to your specifications. 

How It's Made

From a small co-op studio in East Hampton, to your door. Each unique piece is hand built and glazed.

About the Artist

East Hampton based ceramicist Pauline creates to bring a little joy & fun to an otherwise chaotic world.

Open for Commisions

The custom dishware or pipe of your dreams is just a click away.